Submitted by Brandon G.
"*sigh* We are not the average family."
-cameraman, as his dumpy Paultard mom sprays vinegar into the sky around their house to erase the Zionist/Illuminati/Knights Templar "chemtrails".
Fun fact! This video actually links to a Republican site that makes fun of them further. You know you're nuttier than squirrel shit when people who think that there's an invisible man that lives in the sky that wants you to hate gay people and Mexicans think you're crazy.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
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