Submitted by Brandon G.
"*sigh* We are not the average family."
-cameraman, as his dumpy Paultard mom sprays vinegar into the sky around their house to erase the Zionist/Illuminati/Knights Templar "chemtrails".
Fun fact! This video actually links to a Republican site that makes fun of them further. You know you're nuttier than squirrel shit when people who think that there's an invisible man that lives in the sky that wants you to hate gay people and Mexicans think you're crazy.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!