Submitted by Brandon G.
"*sigh* We are not the average family."
-cameraman, as his dumpy Paultard mom sprays vinegar into the sky around their house to erase the Zionist/Illuminati/Knights Templar "chemtrails".
Fun fact! This video actually links to a Republican site that makes fun of them further. You know you're nuttier than squirrel shit when people who think that there's an invisible man that lives in the sky that wants you to hate gay people and Mexicans think you're crazy.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!