Submitted by Greta A.
I had no idea the Crypt Keeper liked instrumental brass music.
Okay! Article done, finally! Sorry for the delay. My laptop went tits up and with it, went my article and most of the videos you assholes submitted. As you can guess, this made me feel a lot better.
If you'd like to submit a video, feel free to send that shit here. Maybe this time I'll cut to the chase and just throw my new computer off a bridge so I don't have to watch them!
See you jerks next time!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!