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I had no idea the Crypt Keeper liked instrumental brass music.
Okay! Article done, finally! Sorry for the delay. My laptop went tits up and with it, went my article and most of the videos you assholes submitted. As you can guess, this made me feel a lot better.
If you'd like to submit a video, feel free to send that shit here. Maybe this time I'll cut to the chase and just throw my new computer off a bridge so I don't have to watch them!
See you jerks next time!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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