Submitted by Spencer J.
It's true. Mischief pecked the crap out of me. He started pecking and soon my pants were full of hot, steamy turds. He did not stop, however. He continued pecking me until all the shit had left my bowels and filled my jorts. He pecked the crap out of me. It was glorious and I got a partial boner.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
happy valentine day if thas cool k?
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