Submitted by JDS001
2008 + 1 black dude - 1 birth certificate + 360-something electoral votes + 4 years = a bunch of angry white dudes.
Dr. Mount shows that, while he may not have a degree in Political Science, Economics, Business Management, History or anything else even remotely related to whatever the fuck he's yelling about, he more than makes up for it with his doctorate in LOLbertarian Purestrain Moonbat Craziness (with a minor in massage therapy).
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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