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IF YOU ARE A FAN OF SAGGY PANTS AND PEOPLE WHO WEAR SAGGY PANTS GOING WILD YOU WILL LOVE SAGGERSGONEWILD.COM OUR PRICES ON SAGGING RELATED VIDEOS CANNOT BE BEAT OUR PRICES ARE LOW BUT OUR PANTS ARE EVEN LOWER HA HA!
WE GOT SAGGERS OF ALL SIZES, SHAPES, AGES, RACES AND SEXUAL PREFERENCES WE ARE YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR ALL SAGGERS GOING WILD-RELATED MOVIES IN FACT IF YOU LOOK UP SAGGING AND WILD SAGGERS IN THE DICTIONARY YOU SHOULD SEE OUR PICTURE AND SOMEDAY BY THE GRACE OF GOD MAYBE YOU ACTUALLY WILL
SOME SAY OUR PRICES ON SAGGERS AND VIDEOS OF SAGGY PANTS IS CRAZY BUT I WILL REMIND YOU THAT THEY CALLED EDISON CRAZY FOR INVENTING THE ELECTRIC LIGHTBULB AND NOW HE IS CONSIDERED A GENIUS. I CAN ONLY ASSUME HISTORY WILL BE AS KIND WITH MY LEGACY
OTHER SAGGER SITES CLAIM TO HAVE THE SAGGIEST JEANS AND THE WILDEST SAGGERS BUT OUR URL IS SAGGERSGONEWILD.COM AND I HONESTLY DONT THINK YOU CAN ARGUE WITH THAT. IF YOU SEE SAGGIER PANTS OR WILDER SAGGERS ON ANY OTHER SITE PLEASE LET US KNOW SO WE CAN FIRE OFF A FEW LAWSUITS
WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN THE TEACHER ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP AND I SAID THE OWNER OF A WILD SAGGER AND SAGGING PANTS VIDEOS RELATED INTERNET SUPERSTORE I GUESS DREAMS REALLY CAN COME TRUE SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT IT AS BAD AS I DID
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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