As in "my stupid-ass mush-mouthed pot-head friend got really high one night and drew a shitty looking pubestache on his face with a laundry marker and it was still there 3 days later".
"Only nigger do weed."
"In Soviet Russia, high gets you! "
"Dont ya hate it when the Pipe craps in yer mouth. "
That does it for another exciting installment of AwfulVision! Thanks to Phillip, Daniel, Linnea, and (from the forums) Abraham for the videos this week. Tune in next week when AwfulVision will have been bought out and replaced by a Scientology front group!
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!