Submitted by Paul Rice
Remember kids: stereotyping people is bad unless the stereotype you're making is that girls only care about getting the biggest penis they can possibly find crammed into their vagina! No wonder you had to get a guy to play the girl in this video;. all the girls you know were probably all busy trying to fit fire plugs or traffic cones or desk lamps or something up their twats! What a bunch of loopy broads!
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
I was able to pull some strings and secure an advance copy of this year’s PAX panel schedule. Enjoy!
Push button, get infinite gameplay and pleasure. Or attempt a 3 point shot.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!