Submitted by Paul Rice
Remember kids: stereotyping people is bad unless the stereotype you're making is that girls only care about getting the biggest penis they can possibly find crammed into their vagina! No wonder you had to get a guy to play the girl in this video;. all the girls you know were probably all busy trying to fit fire plugs or traffic cones or desk lamps or something up their twats! What a bunch of loopy broads!
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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