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Once again, we bring you our massively popular "Videos From a Mirror Universe Where the Only Difference Is That In This Universe ZZ Top All Sustained Massive Head Wounds, Converted to Pentecostalism and Started Posting Videos on YouTube" feature. This week: WinterBand!
Actually, maybe the ZZ Top reference was a bit off. These weirdo beardo's are clearly their generation's Beatles (and, judging by their age, William McKinley was their generation's president). I mean, look at all the similarities!
P.S. Check out their PRETTY FUCKING CRAZY WEBSITE.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!