Submitted by Albert G.
Once again, we bring you our massively popular "Videos From a Mirror Universe Where the Only Difference Is That In This Universe ZZ Top All Sustained Massive Head Wounds, Converted to Pentecostalism and Started Posting Videos on YouTube" feature. This week: WinterBand!
Actually, maybe the ZZ Top reference was a bit off. These weirdo beardo's are clearly their generation's Beatles (and, judging by their age, William McKinley was their generation's president). I mean, look at all the similarities!
P.S. Check out their PRETTY FUCKING CRAZY WEBSITE.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!