The winner of "Worst Youtube Video of All Time", or "NAMBLA"

Submitted by shadowtheweak

There is nothing more beautiful in the whole world than the sexual love between a man and a grossly underage boy and the years of emotional distress, intimacy disorders and tear-filled therapy sessions that follow.

Feel free to absolutely spam the shit out of this video's comment section and ruin it until the owner has no choice but to disable comments. In fact, consider it a mission. This video and the rest in the series are a haven for pedophiles defending their actions as totally natural and/or beneficial, all the while shouting down anyone who dares imply that maybe middle aged men shouldn't fuck 9 year olds.

Pro Tip: If a comment has a positive rating, there is a 99% chance that the writer is a pedophile.

Felony Central

"No one supports sexual abuse. Consensual sexual relationships are not abusive. None of the boys I have been with suffered any negative effects. To the contrary, they are doing well and we are still friends afterÿ many years. Again, no one, including boylovers, condone any type of sexual abuse."

-Rick97421

"I am not "suggesting" it but saying there are cases which have occurred without any harm. Read 11-year-old Justins true story, My Life as a Boy, at youfoundme. org

In the definitive1998 study of child sex abuse published by the American Psychological Ass'n, in a majority of cases involving boys, outcomes were neutral to positive.ÿ

Read it yourself at
ipce. info/library_3/rbt/metaana. pdf

If u r really in med school, u should be able to appreciate peer-reviewed literature."

-youtooboobtube (misquoting a controversial study the APA published and then officially retracted and apologized for.)

FUCK. THIS. VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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