I thought this video was going to be some lame emo thing or something; terrible but rather boring and not really noteworthy. That is until 8 seconds into it.
Holy fucking shit, I hope you're having sex with her ironically or something. No, wait, I take that back. There is literally not enough irony in the world to make fucking that snaggletoothed sack of oatmeal acceptable. And an extra "fuck you" for ruining one of Weezer's better songs.
Look, man, good Weezer songs are in pretty short supply, okay? Last time I checked, there were 2 or 3 of them and that's being extremely liberal. You and I both know that Weezer has enough fat girl fucking material to fill a hole the size of, well, your girlfriend, so for your future video homages to yourbiggerbetter half, please use one of those.
I honestly hope you die in a grease fire which given your choice of company seems very likely.
"the level of love in this video makes me wanna ralph"
"But why does he look like such a 'tard when he "plays" the guitar???"
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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