Submitted by Thom J.
As soon as I become a father, I'm really looking forward to letting my 12 year old daughter upload videos of herself taking her bra off to reveal slices of lunch meat taped to her chest because I can't possibly see this situation turning out badly ever at all.
"that was really funny. i just watchedÿ it. lol
it made my day so much better ^^ "
(a perfectly normal comment until you realize that MonkeyKnifeGo is probably a 47 year old dude named Jerry who isn't allowed to live within 5000 feet of a school)
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!