Submitted by Thom J.
As soon as I become a father, I'm really looking forward to letting my 12 year old daughter upload videos of herself taking her bra off to reveal slices of lunch meat taped to her chest because I can't possibly see this situation turning out badly ever at all.
"that was really funny. i just watchedÿ it. lol
it made my day so much better ^^ "
(a perfectly normal comment until you realize that MonkeyKnifeGo is probably a 47 year old dude named Jerry who isn't allowed to live within 5000 feet of a school)
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!