Submitted by Thom J.
As soon as I become a father, I'm really looking forward to letting my 12 year old daughter upload videos of herself taking her bra off to reveal slices of lunch meat taped to her chest because I can't possibly see this situation turning out badly ever at all.
"that was really funny. i just watchedÿ it. lol
it made my day so much better ^^ "
(a perfectly normal comment until you realize that MonkeyKnifeGo is probably a 47 year old dude named Jerry who isn't allowed to live within 5000 feet of a school)
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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