Submitted by Patrick K.
Here; let me summarize this stupid video so you don't waste 5 minutes of your life listening to a grown man condescend to a child about video games:
"Holy SHIT. Can you FUCKING BELIEVE this 9 YEAR OLD CHILD who was BORN AROUND THE SAME TIME THE PS2 CAME OUT doesn't like a game that came out WHEN HIS FATHER WAS HIS AGE?!!!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM GETTING SO GOTTDAMN SMUG RIGHT NOW!!"
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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