Submitted by Patrick K.
Here; let me summarize this stupid video so you don't waste 5 minutes of your life listening to a grown man condescend to a child about video games:
"Holy SHIT. Can you FUCKING BELIEVE this 9 YEAR OLD CHILD who was BORN AROUND THE SAME TIME THE PS2 CAME OUT doesn't like a game that came out WHEN HIS FATHER WAS HIS AGE?!!!?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM GETTING SO GOTTDAMN SMUG RIGHT NOW!!"
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