Submitted by Josh L.
This video came in right as I was putting the finishing touches on this week's article so what the fuck: here it is, too. Welcome to the champagne room. It's a celebration, bitches!
That about wraps it up for another exciting edition of AwfulVision! Thank God! Thanks and fuck you to everyone who send in a video this week. We had some pretty awesome ones this week; and by "awesome" I mean "terrible" and by "terrible" I mean I wish I was dead.
If you'd like to contribute to the ruiniation of my life, send in a video right here and I just might use it next time depending on how bored and/or drunk and/or dead I am.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!