Submitted by Josh L.
This video came in right as I was putting the finishing touches on this week's article so what the fuck: here it is, too. Welcome to the champagne room. It's a celebration, bitches!
That about wraps it up for another exciting edition of AwfulVision! Thank God! Thanks and fuck you to everyone who send in a video this week. We had some pretty awesome ones this week; and by "awesome" I mean "terrible" and by "terrible" I mean I wish I was dead.
If you'd like to contribute to the ruiniation of my life, send in a video right here and I just might use it next time depending on how bored and/or drunk and/or dead I am.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
We have used extensive market research to determine the average consumers of America's favorite rolls of caramel-oozing choco cysts.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!