Submitted by Nathan A.
Like most internerds, I love Carl Sagan. I also love hip hop so long as the MC's complexion is roughly that of Wonder Bread (I'm not racist I just have self-diagnosed aspergers. Deal. With. It). Finally, someone has combined both of these loves. This is perfect music to dust my Naruto wallscrolls to after a long day in the IT Department.
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