Submitted by Nathan A.
Like most internerds, I love Carl Sagan. I also love hip hop so long as the MC's complexion is roughly that of Wonder Bread (I'm not racist I just have self-diagnosed aspergers. Deal. With. It). Finally, someone has combined both of these loves. This is perfect music to dust my Naruto wallscrolls to after a long day in the IT Department.
What is the world searching for when it wants porn? The stats will blow your mind.
it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!