Submitted by Nathan A.
Like most internerds, I love Carl Sagan. I also love hip hop so long as the MC's complexion is roughly that of Wonder Bread (I'm not racist I just have self-diagnosed aspergers. Deal. With. It). Finally, someone has combined both of these loves. This is perfect music to dust my Naruto wallscrolls to after a long day in the IT Department.
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!