Submitted by Zak F.
When hell is full, the dead shall roll around on earth in a wheel chair and eat chili dogs dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog.
"I HATE THAT PARAPLEGIC HEDGEHOG!ÿ"
"This is literally the best video on youtube.ÿ"
"I want toÿ see this guy collect some rings."
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!