Submitted by Jason W.
Vanessa Hudgens refuses to stop taking pictures of her vaguely unsettling tits and "accidentally" having them leaked and this guy refuses to stop making the most hilariously bad autotuned rap songs ever about her. It's like a perpetual motion machine fueled by the collective failings of mankind. Now, all we need to do is harness its power to solve world hunger or cure AIDS instead of making me to punch my wall until my hands are numb and my throat is raw from screaming.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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