Submitted by Jason W.
Vanessa Hudgens refuses to stop taking pictures of her vaguely unsettling tits and "accidentally" having them leaked and this guy refuses to stop making the most hilariously bad autotuned rap songs ever about her. It's like a perpetual motion machine fueled by the collective failings of mankind. Now, all we need to do is harness its power to solve world hunger or cure AIDS instead of making me to punch my wall until my hands are numb and my throat is raw from screaming.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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