Submitted by Jason W.
Vanessa Hudgens refuses to stop taking pictures of her vaguely unsettling tits and "accidentally" having them leaked and this guy refuses to stop making the most hilariously bad autotuned rap songs ever about her. It's like a perpetual motion machine fueled by the collective failings of mankind. Now, all we need to do is harness its power to solve world hunger or cure AIDS instead of making me to punch my wall until my hands are numb and my throat is raw from screaming.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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