Submitted by Jason W.
Vanessa Hudgens refuses to stop taking pictures of her vaguely unsettling tits and "accidentally" having them leaked and this guy refuses to stop making the most hilariously bad autotuned rap songs ever about her. It's like a perpetual motion machine fueled by the collective failings of mankind. Now, all we need to do is harness its power to solve world hunger or cure AIDS instead of making me to punch my wall until my hands are numb and my throat is raw from screaming.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!