Of course, all the words in world (and goodness knows I've nearly typed them already) can't explain how godawful bronies are better than bronies themselves can. So, with that in mind, let's get acquainted with one, shall we?
"Get your hand off your dick, retard, because I've got something that's about to blow you the fuck away."
-MegaDjtv, brony spokesman.
Well then! This guy sure is... opinionated and sure of himself! Perhaps that's what bronyism needs: a stalwart defender who isn't afraid to make his fandom known and assure everyone that bronies aren't creepy manchildren that like to masturb
Welp, never mind! Say... is that a DevientArt link my Trolldar is detecting? DON'T MIND IF I DO! Surely he just means that he does the occasional, non-pony related NSFW pictu
Welcome to yet another recurring theme! You see, when "brony" "artists" of "discerning" "taste" want to "create" "erotic" "art" dedicated to their favorite children's show characters, they often portray the ponies as humans as if to say "Look, I may clop to underage characters from a children's TV show marketed towards little girls, but I will be GOD DAMNED if I'm going to JACK OFF to a HORSE". Unfortunately, for all their limited, self-imposed moderation, these artists are in the minority. Most opt to simply draw cartoon horses fucking.
You know your fan base is fucking fucked when even the most modest among them sees fit to only remove the bestiality aspect of their disgusting fap habits while leaving the rest of the horror show intact; clearly the problem with the entire scenario of grown men jacking off to underage horses from a kid's show for little girls is the horse part AND NOTHING ELSE.
What say we take a deeper look at some of this brony "art"?
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!