Submitted by Jordon S.
An audio/visual retelling of that famous old Scandinavian proverb: Storing potatoes in refrigerator is like sitting naked in a tinfoil room and slapping yourself - really fucking dumb and kind of weird.
That about wraps it up for another edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to all the assholes who submitted these terrible videos. You're the reason I cry myself to sleep every night.
If you'd like to join in on the fun and make me pray for the sweet embrace of death via YouTube videos, send them here. DO IT YOU PUSSY.
See you jerks next time!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!