Is this guy actually retarded? Who knows. All I know is that it wouldn't be AwfulVision without some video featuring Crank Dat by Soulja Boy. It's like the AwfulVision theme song at this point. In fact, for maximum enjoyment, do yourself a favor and listen to Crank Dat while you read AwfulVision or better yet, instead of reading AwfulVision.
"what a retard."
"calling me the dumb fuck? and then you use the word homo like its a bad thing? you are the the one who is dumb. first of all, i've got nothing against canada, second, the beer thing is from a movie, "Canadian Bacon " with john candy. thirdly, using the term homo like its dumb or stupid just makes you look dumb...or stupid."
"tooooo bad my soulja boy dance ws waaaaaaaaaaaaay better!!!!!-msweeney1988
sorry.. but the truth hurts!!!! :P"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!