Rollin' in the short bus smokin' Sharpies sippin' on apple juice. Laid back (with my mind on my markers and my markers on my mind).
"hahah funny shit i smoke markers all the time aswell."
these ppl thinking its wrong and shit
nobody really gives a shit
every1 does mean and bad things"
"Lighten up assholes. It was funny and you know it. Stop being politically correct liberal fucktards, it gets you absolutely nowhere."
-ApAKKAlypse (it's worth pointing out that this fellow, who's throwing around terms like "liberal" and "politically correct", is 16, loves skateboarding, weed, Linkin Park, and his favorite movie is American Pie. Be sure to stop by his profile and tell him what a fine, upstanding young man he is!)
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!