Rollin' in the short bus smokin' Sharpies sippin' on apple juice. Laid back (with my mind on my markers and my markers on my mind).
"hahah funny shit i smoke markers all the time aswell."
these ppl thinking its wrong and shit
nobody really gives a shit
every1 does mean and bad things"
"Lighten up assholes. It was funny and you know it. Stop being politically correct liberal fucktards, it gets you absolutely nowhere."
-ApAKKAlypse (it's worth pointing out that this fellow, who's throwing around terms like "liberal" and "politically correct", is 16, loves skateboarding, weed, Linkin Park, and his favorite movie is American Pie. Be sure to stop by his profile and tell him what a fine, upstanding young man he is!)
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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