hehe this is just a lil video of me sittin in a bathtub (tryin to wash the stink of shame off muhself :-D) lol rantin' and ravin' about who the fuck knows what hehehei'm so random PURPLE MONKEY CHEEZE lol that is an example of how random i am. do you like my hat??? haha i'm wearin' it ironically i love wearing my ironi-hat and just sittin' mah buttz0r down in a bathtub and makin a long ass fuckin video that seth "occupy japan" bailey then has to watch lol too bad he would rather choke me to death with a belt and then dump my body in a lake than watch more than 5 seconds of mah wacky video lol hehe i'm sucha nerddddd l8trz sk8trz lol ;-* ;-D
"I've always wanted to be bad ass enough to wield a big, rough forged hand and a half sword, sturdy and made for business. But I'm more likely to be able to handle a shiny pair of elven long knives. What do you prefer?
-zendulo (the piece of trash that posted the video)
"I hear you, baby. I was vegan once. Of course I was an awful vegan... I mostly lived off of vegan bacos."
-zendulo (Gah hahaha! Soooo WACKY!)
"Uruk-hai orc, I won't hate on the horde."
-zendulo (because all you need to be "omg such a nerd grrl <3" is to play World of Warcraft and NOTHING ELSE.)
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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