hehe this is just a lil video of me sittin in a bathtub (tryin to wash the stink of shame off muhself :-D) lol rantin' and ravin' about who the fuck knows what hehehei'm so random PURPLE MONKEY CHEEZE lol that is an example of how random i am. do you like my hat??? haha i'm wearin' it ironically i love wearing my ironi-hat and just sittin' mah buttz0r down in a bathtub and makin a long ass fuckin video that seth "occupy japan" bailey then has to watch lol too bad he would rather choke me to death with a belt and then dump my body in a lake than watch more than 5 seconds of mah wacky video lol hehe i'm sucha nerddddd l8trz sk8trz lol ;-* ;-D
"I've always wanted to be bad ass enough to wield a big, rough forged hand and a half sword, sturdy and made for business. But I'm more likely to be able to handle a shiny pair of elven long knives. What do you prefer?
-zendulo (the piece of trash that posted the video)
"I hear you, baby. I was vegan once. Of course I was an awful vegan... I mostly lived off of vegan bacos."
-zendulo (Gah hahaha! Soooo WACKY!)
"Uruk-hai orc, I won't hate on the horde."
-zendulo (because all you need to be "omg such a nerd grrl <3" is to play World of Warcraft and NOTHING ELSE.)
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!