I watched this video, and immediately afterwards, I had all sorts of assumptions about this jerk. Among them:
Then I clicked his profile. "25 years old; from the UK".
Welp, that just goes to show that even I can be wrong about the particulars of why someone is a fucking failure. (thought to my credit, I was right about the Aspergers at least!)
That about does it for this week! Thanks to my homies Tim, Nolan, Mark, and the rest for submitting these terrible videos. Also thanks to Weezer for almost doing my job for me this week. If you'd like to join the ranks of these nefarious hooligans and send me some terrible videos to review, send them right here. And as usual, here's our Youtube Channel (updated whenever I feel like it because I am lazy, and fat and easily distracted by shiny objects).
See you jerks next time!
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to eliminate the plague that is humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!