I watched this video, and immediately afterwards, I had all sorts of assumptions about this jerk. Among them:
Then I clicked his profile. "25 years old; from the UK".
Welp, that just goes to show that even I can be wrong about the particulars of why someone is a fucking failure. (thought to my credit, I was right about the Aspergers at least!)
That about does it for this week! Thanks to my homies Tim, Nolan, Mark, and the rest for submitting these terrible videos. Also thanks to Weezer for almost doing my job for me this week. If you'd like to join the ranks of these nefarious hooligans and send me some terrible videos to review, send them right here. And as usual, here's our Youtube Channel (updated whenever I feel like it because I am lazy, and fat and easily distracted by shiny objects).
See you jerks next time!
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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