Submitted by Scout
Note to self: after you get done writing your dumb, unfunny article, go buy some vests to wear around shirtless. And a gold chain eagle necklace. And some sideburns.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!