Submitted by Zack N.
This is a response by a dude from our forums that makes really awesome shit under the name Satellite High wherein he busts out a big ass can of Raid on these idiot WASPs.
As you all know, I occasionally like to plug stuff on here that I think is awesome and Satellite High definitely qualifies. When he isn't destroying stupid pirate rap, anime nerds or Republicans, he still finds time to make awesome hip hop and you should all check him out. He's seriously incredibly talented and unlike a lot of internet rappers, he actually has a really obvious love for the genre of hip hop rather than treating it like a joke by rapping about Metroid and shit.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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