Submitted by Zack N.
This is a response by a dude from our forums that makes really awesome shit under the name Satellite High wherein he busts out a big ass can of Raid on these idiot WASPs.
As you all know, I occasionally like to plug stuff on here that I think is awesome and Satellite High definitely qualifies. When he isn't destroying stupid pirate rap, anime nerds or Republicans, he still finds time to make awesome hip hop and you should all check him out. He's seriously incredibly talented and unlike a lot of internet rappers, he actually has a really obvious love for the genre of hip hop rather than treating it like a joke by rapping about Metroid and shit.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!