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Howdy for a third time, sport fans!

I hope everyone out there had a very happy Fourth of July. It's the time of year when we remember how our great nation won its independence from the sinister British by throwing quarter sticks of dynamite into dumpsters. I'm continuing to make great progress on "My Tank is Fight" with the help of Mike and Josh. We're about at the halfway mark on the book and every single invention makes me more and more excited about how the book is going to turn out. I just finished my write-up for the Type XI-B "U-Cruiser" and Mike should be handing me his rough drafts on the mechanical illustrations any minute. Next up I am going to tackle a really wild invention called the Heliofly, or as I like to call it: "The most dangerous backpack mankind has ever known."

For this update I would like to explain how all the components of a single chapter come together, in this case the P. 1500 Monster I mentioned in last month's update.

The first step is always just picking which of the inventions I would like to cover next. I've got a master list of about thirty inventions that I think are worth putting in the book. They won't all make it in, so I get to pick and choose. I base my decision on how interesting I think the invention is, how cool the illustrations might be, and how funny I can make it. In the case of the Monster I knew I had one of the most visually appealing and interesting inventions and I could be funny, but I also knew I had my work cut out for me. The Monster was devised as a huge tracked artillery platform weighing more than 2,000 tons and mounting the 800mm "Dora" railway gun.

Very little information exists about the Monster and its development history so I couldn't just cross-reference sources and compile a new article. I dug into component research, something I do whenever there is not a lot of information about the overall invention. In the case of the Monster I had the 800mm gun itself to use as the centerpiece of this research, as well as the designer and manufacturer (Krupp), the engines, and additional armament. All of these things combined can help flesh out a chapter and serve as glue for all of the scraps of evidence and information about the invention. With the Monster I was able to extrapolate and theorize on things like recoil compensation and reloading logistics for the Monster by thoroughly researching the 800mm railway gun.

Once I had my article written I handed it over to Mike Doscher. Mike created two illustrations for the vehicle (one that has NEVER been illustrated!) depicting the Monster with its gun "stowed" for travel and the Monster fully deployed and ready to fire. I think they are some of Mike's best work and they really show off the detail he puts into the illustrations for the book. Keep in mind these are rough drafts. The final illustrations are all cleaned up and inked.





I'm usually pickier with Mike's stuff than I am with Josh's because Mike has to get the technical point across and Josh has to get the visceral point across. I don't think Josh would believe that though because I can be pretty nitpicky with the composition of his images as well. In the case of the Monster I presented him with a few concepts for an illustration and he decided on one of the Monster "encamped" with its entourage and firing on the enemy. These are rough drafts as well and with the way Josh's work evolves gradually from revision to revision I thought it would be cool to show you guys a snap shot of that process.









You can see even after three revisions he still has plenty of work left to do, but if you don't think this picture is going to be awesome, well…

…check out the exclusive downloads I promised to you the last time I sent out a mailing list update! Three wallpapers using illustrations by Josh Hass and done up to match the website by SA forums member "Key West." The Ratte is my personal favorite but all three are radical to the max.

A couple other quick announcements:

  • Over the next month I hope to find time to do a complete overhaul of the site here. Not necessarily a redesign, because I'm pretty lazy when it comes to that sort of thing, but I want to include a lot more juicy details about the book and a much more coherent presentation. As it is now I just made the mailing list page and built off of that.
  • We need to get a LOT more people to sign up for the mailing list. There are just over 3,000 of you signed up right now and that's great, but to really get this book into brick and mortar stores across the country we need to get 10,000 or more people on the mailing list. I don't know if that's going to be possible, but I have some ideas for a grass roots campaign that hopefully you folks will be interested in helping out with. More details on that next month. I want to be very careful about not encouraging you guys to spam people or something untoward like that.
  • If you have any questions, suggestions, or comments as always you can email me at zackparsons@somethingawful.com
See you guys next month!

- Zack