Website: http://www.homestead.com/prozzakzombie/zoo.html

Violations:

8. Website looks as if it were written by Jeff K.
9. Clan is not competent enough to check for / fix broken links.

Samples From Website:

"JAY C and RUSSLE are mortal enemy`s, but they both want Mary Well, who will take her heart, jay c is a cool cat and russle is some stupid dog! i hope Mary Well will pick a cat! but her heart say`s both. in the end the cats always win! or do they?"

"IF YOU ARE A CAT THAN YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THE COOL CATS ALWAYS WIN! IT`S FREE TO BECOME A MEMBER, AND YOU HAVE TO BE A CAT, NO DOGS! OUR MEETING PLACE IS IN DELPHI LOUNGE IN CLUB CONNECT! JUST AND BE A COOL CAT!"


Description:I honestly can't make heads or tails (ha ha!) out of this one. I can't even determine what game they play. All I know is that they meet on Delphi lounges and can't spell "August". They also seem to have an emergency supply of backup webpages, just in case one gets accidently erased in a nuclear holocaust.

Link for you to join?: Yes

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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