Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer the bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
One Goon's wayward selfie inspires greatness from his SA Forums peers, with help from Harrison Ford!
Ronald Dickelson (Adam Sandler) is a famous ad exec, but everyone thinks he's a little too crabby, and then he begins to turn into a literal crab! Can he change his crabby ways in time to reverse the spell of the gypsy (Tim Meadows)?
A mysterious protagonist becomes a powerful messiah in the exciting conclusion to Atma's Choose Your Own Adventure trilogy! ENTER COMMAND, SA GOONS: > get the golden sword and ram it hilt-first into the flesh golem's groin.
The things you like are terrible, actually, and SA forums poster 'man thats gross' can tell you why!
You won't BELIEVE what these CREATIONISTS wrote on their notepads, or how the SA GOONS took their time to think up REBUTTALS and then presented them as PHOTOSHOPS!
The SA Goons have some fun with this happy clapping chap.
Hobo outwits prostitute. catheter sex dream. banana herself. Chump Farts. ebony granny. saggers.
As I was walking in the bathroom, to my surprise Bill Murray was walking out. ‘Hey you're Bill Mur-‘ I was cut off as he quickly dragged me into the bathroom and started beating me. I cowered into the fetal position, his powerful strikes sending shoots of pain throughout my body. He stared deep into my eyes and said ‘No one will ever believe you.’
The slingshot will have a silencer and you can use it to do execution-style finishing attacks on fallen lizards.
What is the meaning of Olympics? Dogs, tarps, misery.
Connect the dots to see popular NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his famous 'Spaghetti Smile'!
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS! SHERMAN HAS LOST HIS MIND! PEYTON IS COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF! WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S ELI MANNING'S MUSIC!
When asked about his reasons for directing a dark, gritty take on the shared Batman/Superman universe, director Zack Snyder replied by saying "[sound of slot machine paying out]."
most people aren't a fan of brutally dieing in gruesome ways, but I guess I'm not most people.
I'm the obese elderly man standing naked in the middle of the locker room. I think I'll just stand here a while longer.
Warning: This theme contains spooky images of ghosts and genitals!
If the SA Goons don't Photoshop this, people like my mom will think the War on Christmas is just what they see on TV!
A+ for the art/now, as for the verse/hockey Goons wrote it/hell, could be much worse!
It used to be Chuck Asay who made wacko political cartoons that could chill you to the bone. Now it's the SA Forum Goons!
eddie vedder and audioslave guy emerge from a cornfrield to sing one song together about bread.
In this Choose Your Own Adventure saga, the SA Goons direct the devil's every move! Rated NSFW due to mild peril, comic mischief, rude humor.
dr who is no longer for nerds, it's regular cool pop culture and girls like it.
Ghost of cobain: Dave. its me from nirvana
I have looked at the Hasbro website, and sure enough it has lots of instructions on how to transform many versions of Optimus Prime from truck to robot and vice versa. However, for the life of me I can't figure out how to transform my penis into boner mode.
It's horror season at the cinemas, and what could be scarier?
LIKE this if you remember the '90s!!! And if you *don't* remember the '90s, just look and learn, friend!
Why do my eyes hurt? 'Because you've never* used them to look at something LIKE THIS before!' (*maybe once, in 2006.)
Get scared looking at scary Photoshops of scared people!
Very compelling! This is some really strong stuff! It's HOT!
Series Finale Spoiler Spoiler: He got away.
Citing a popular joke, Merriam-Webster has released a special-edition dictionary that does not include the word ‘gullible.’ A spokesman for the publishing company says the original concept involved putting a mirror on that page in lieu of the word, but this did not prove cost-effecti … SEE MORE
Anglerfish can be used as non-electric nightlights! *Adds this note to the 'Amish Lifehacks' scroll*
Goons love describing things, strict word limits.
Dan The Animal Man: Carries around a satchel full of tiny vials of exotic animal pheremones that he sprays on Snoop Dogg at the Zoo to give other patrons the illusion that Snoop is a natural 'Beastmaster,’ beloved by all animals.
Please exercise your 2nd Amendment right to enjoy this article!
"For sale: baby shoes, puked on." The SA Goons write short-form party stories!
You know how to smile, don't you? You just put your lips together and look happy and/or demented!
FYAD promotes the next generation of gifted e-authors and also makes some cool pitches for their own online novels!
Created by SA contributor Joseph ‘maxnmona’ Fink, ‘Welcome to Night Vale’ is an ominous community-radio-style podcast set in a small desert town, ‘NPR from the Twilight Zone.’ Broadcasts feature updates about the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, and dark hooded figures with unknowable powers. Turn on your radio and hide.
It's that rare Internet animal-pic article that ISN'T cat-centric (because cats won't perform on command, even for treats)!
Like many people, you have always wanted to control the actions of a clown in an old-west setting; here is your chance!
The SA Goons play God and create winged life! Fancy birds for all occasions, please give them a try.
The SA Forum Goons use MS Paint and a handy fusion engine to flood the market with non-canonical Pokemon.
You can't spell 'MS Paint' without 'spam'! That wordplay construct is the only justification the SA Goons ever need.
This is ripe for parody! This is ripe!
w4m - you sniffed my serum and became my boy toy but i accidentally left you at whole foods. please follow the piercing sine wave home and beg your queen to put her fine fucking feet in your face again.
Please enjoy Lowtax's play-through of a game so horrifying, so frightening, so SHOCKING that it bores him ... to death!