eddie vedder and audioslave guy emerge from a cornfrield to sing one song together about bread.
In this Choose Your Own Adventure saga, the SA Goons direct the devil's every move! Rated NSFW due to mild peril, comic mischief, rude humor.
dr who is no longer for nerds, it's regular cool pop culture and girls like it.
Ghost of cobain: Dave. its me from nirvana
I have looked at the Hasbro website, and sure enough it has lots of instructions on how to transform many versions of Optimus Prime from truck to robot and vice versa. However, for the life of me I can't figure out how to transform my penis into boner mode.
It's horror season at the cinemas, and what could be scarier?
LIKE this if you remember the '90s!!! And if you *don't* remember the '90s, just look and learn, friend!
Why do my eyes hurt? 'Because you've never* used them to look at something LIKE THIS before!' (*maybe once, in 2006.)
Get scared looking at scary Photoshops of scared people!
Very compelling! This is some really strong stuff! It's HOT!
Series Finale Spoiler Spoiler: He got away.
Citing a popular joke, Merriam-Webster has released a special-edition dictionary that does not include the word ‘gullible.’ A spokesman for the publishing company says the original concept involved putting a mirror on that page in lieu of the word, but this did not prove cost-effecti … SEE MORE
Anglerfish can be used as non-electric nightlights! *Adds this note to the 'Amish Lifehacks' scroll*
Goons love describing things, strict word limits.
Dan The Animal Man: Carries around a satchel full of tiny vials of exotic animal pheremones that he sprays on Snoop Dogg at the Zoo to give other patrons the illusion that Snoop is a natural 'Beastmaster,’ beloved by all animals.
Please exercise your 2nd Amendment right to enjoy this article!
"For sale: baby shoes, puked on." The SA Goons write short-form party stories!
You know how to smile, don't you? You just put your lips together and look happy and/or demented!
FYAD promotes the next generation of gifted e-authors and also makes some cool pitches for their own online novels!
Created by SA contributor Joseph ‘maxnmona’ Fink, ‘Welcome to Night Vale’ is an ominous community-radio-style podcast set in a small desert town, ‘NPR from the Twilight Zone.’ Broadcasts feature updates about the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, and dark hooded figures with unknowable powers. Turn on your radio and hide.
It's that rare Internet animal-pic article that ISN'T cat-centric (because cats won't perform on command, even for treats)!
Like many people, you have always wanted to control the actions of a clown in an old-west setting; here is your chance!
The SA Goons play God and create winged life! Fancy birds for all occasions, please give them a try.
The SA Forum Goons use MS Paint and a handy fusion engine to flood the market with non-canonical Pokemon.
You can't spell 'MS Paint' without 'spam'! That wordplay construct is the only justification the SA Goons ever need.
This is ripe for parody! This is ripe!
w4m - you sniffed my serum and became my boy toy but i accidentally left you at whole foods. please follow the piercing sine wave home and beg your queen to put her fine fucking feet in your face again.
Please enjoy Lowtax's play-through of a game so horrifying, so frightening, so SHOCKING that it bores him ... to death!
This list will have people arguing and laughing and even nodding knowingly while lost in cool nostalgia memories!
The SA Goons share KOTH Photoshops, fan-art finds, and in-depth character/episode analysis (last part not included)!
Now, more than ever, we need things like Ghostbusters/Rescue Rangers crossover and inflated_bowser.
The SA Goons use crude goofy drawings to relive traumatic memories that haunt them to this very day.
It started with a limbless mannequin, billed as 'The girl of your dreams.' Then it got a bit creepy!
Youngish people write the darnedest things, especially when the SA Goons take control of their pads!
Did you miss Part 1, titled 'Too Long; Didn't See'? That's okay, missing info is key to this theme!
These gimmicks are guaranteed to get a reaction in the ring! If you're not a wrestler but you'd still like to get a reaction, just play these roles in real life and you're sure to make a splash!
Before Google Glass, there was a cyborg man named Steve. Let's look back at his fast-food follies of yesteryear!
Try the beta version of our Look at Photoshops of Bad Simulator Games Simulator! Amazingly lifelike!
The SA Goons made vintage-looking sci-fi book covers! Now you can make them too, by using this one weird trick! [CLICK]
A certain Beyonce image has vanished from the Internet! The SA Goons fill that void with Photoshops.
The SA Forum Goons ask friends/ family members/ the recently coma-awakened to explain the plots of movies they haven't watched, then they (the Goons) draw the descriptions!
The SA Goons charm you with crude toe-scribbled sketches, then amaze you with fancy dino linographs!
Keepers from short-lived threads! Late arrivals from a popular theme! This variety pack has it all!
Music milestones of 2012 as described by professional critics, who are then parodied by people from the internet!
When you do a cool thing people will look at you expectantly, and if you don't follow it up by SAYING a cool thing, you'll forfeit badass status!
Last week's Lads haven't left yet, and now here comes Window-Peeper! Sausage-Swiper! And the rest!