WHERE'S THE BEEF CERTIFICATE, OBURGER?
Ron Paul is sitting at a computer, checking the value of gold. He hears ‘You're worried about the fed but you should be worried about the FRED!’ Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his musket but Freddy gets it first. ‘Time for a second American revolution!’ Freddy laughs before spinning Ron Paul around and shooting his face with the musket
NFL teams don't play on Tuesdays (yet), so fill the football void with these funny video-game GIFs!
Hurf de durf it's animal-drawing time!
I was born for this. My whole life had built to this point. So many years of training were culminating in this instant, from a childhood of escaping from Nazi dungeons in Wolfenstein 3D, to my teen years of fighting through waves of aliens in Duke Nukem, to an adulthood spent carefully ascending a variety of characters in Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup.
My wife made a small 'O' shape with her mouth, like the little face at the top of the minesweeper screen when you click on a tile. Her face came close to mine and then she placed her lips that were still making the 'O' shape on my cheek. If you've ever played minesweeper on the highest difficulty level and beat it, you know what I am talking about.
Learn a little bit about the conflict with the help of these pop-culture-referencing GIFs and memes!
I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate ... and I don't hate this!
Finally, the SA Goons find a worthy spiritual successor to 'Birds with Human Hands'!
Ahhhh! The Bendyman got into my anus from the toilet!!!! MURDER YOU'RE FAMIL
The Goons use DiGiorno's design kit to make masterpizzas!
The Goons take another shot at the year's most popular SA Photoshop theme!
DISCLAIMER: Your definition of 'fun' may vary. 'Good, clean' variety not guaranteed to be in stock.
The subject matter is engaging (who DOESN'T love Samus Aran? Classic Nintendo video game protagonist? Check. Extremely hot babe? Check. Top tier SSB: M character? Not really, but powerful enough under the control of a skilled player), the pacing is excellent, and the dialogue, impeccable.
Costumes are accurate to a serviceable degree, though none of the ghostbusters wore black trousers. Girl's face perhaps betrays the fact she has no idea what ghostbusters is, and was forced into this charade by the man, who could be a relative or stranger. The color of the girl's name tag is wrong too and the ghostbusters logo should be on her arm.
The Hand That Pulls Back the Curtain: 69 aging humorists are pulled out of retirement for one last job -- to write tge funniest netflix capsule descriptions the world has ever seen. can these bumbling homos use this tried and true comedic format to save their failing careers?
The SA Goons took a nameless, featureless guy and made him into a character. A character who was very openly gay and really, really liked seawater. A character who did whatever it took (plus many actions that were quite unwarranted!) to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
The SA Forum Goons ASK director/producer Kevin Moore about his 15 years in the adult-film industry, and he TELLS all!
2063: aliens discover a ruined earth covered in skeletons, fake boobs and dildos and incorporate all three into their space fashions cluelessly.
A running gag involves Jack Bauer accidentally pulling a pack of Camels out of his pocket every time he reaches for his cell phone. If another character is present he says 'It's my last pack, I swear,' and if he's alone he says 'Okay. After this day is over, I'm done with these.'
The weather's getting warmer, and the body parts of famous people are getting LARGER.* (*or smaller, whatever's funnier)
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer the bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
One Goon's wayward selfie inspires greatness from his SA Forums peers, with help from Harrison Ford!
Ronald Dickelson (Adam Sandler) is a famous ad exec, but everyone thinks he's a little too crabby, and then he begins to turn into a literal crab! Can he change his crabby ways in time to reverse the spell of the gypsy (Tim Meadows)?
A mysterious protagonist becomes a powerful messiah in the exciting conclusion to Atma's Choose Your Own Adventure trilogy! ENTER COMMAND, SA GOONS: > get the golden sword and ram it hilt-first into the flesh golem's groin.
The things you like are terrible, actually, and SA forums poster 'man thats gross' can tell you why!
You won't BELIEVE what these CREATIONISTS wrote on their notepads, or how the SA GOONS took their time to think up REBUTTALS and then presented them as PHOTOSHOPS!
The SA Goons have some fun with this happy clapping chap.
Hobo outwits prostitute. catheter sex dream. banana herself. Chump Farts. ebony granny. saggers.
As I was walking in the bathroom, to my surprise Bill Murray was walking out. ‘Hey you're Bill Mur-‘ I was cut off as he quickly dragged me into the bathroom and started beating me. I cowered into the fetal position, his powerful strikes sending shoots of pain throughout my body. He stared deep into my eyes and said ‘No one will ever believe you.’
The slingshot will have a silencer and you can use it to do execution-style finishing attacks on fallen lizards.
What is the meaning of Olympics? Dogs, tarps, misery.
Connect the dots to see popular NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his famous 'Spaghetti Smile'!
SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS! SHERMAN HAS LOST HIS MIND! PEYTON IS COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF! WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S ELI MANNING'S MUSIC!
When asked about his reasons for directing a dark, gritty take on the shared Batman/Superman universe, director Zack Snyder replied by saying "[sound of slot machine paying out]."
most people aren't a fan of brutally dieing in gruesome ways, but I guess I'm not most people.
I'm the obese elderly man standing naked in the middle of the locker room. I think I'll just stand here a while longer.
Warning: This theme contains spooky images of ghosts and genitals!
If the SA Goons don't Photoshop this, people like my mom will think the War on Christmas is just what they see on TV!
A+ for the art/now, as for the verse/hockey Goons wrote it/hell, could be much worse!
It used to be Chuck Asay who made wacko political cartoons that could chill you to the bone. Now it's the SA Forum Goons!
eddie vedder and audioslave guy emerge from a cornfrield to sing one song together about bread.
In this Choose Your Own Adventure saga, the SA Goons direct the devil's every move! Rated NSFW due to mild peril, comic mischief, rude humor.
dr who is no longer for nerds, it's regular cool pop culture and girls like it.
Ghost of cobain: Dave. its me from nirvana
I have looked at the Hasbro website, and sure enough it has lots of instructions on how to transform many versions of Optimus Prime from truck to robot and vice versa. However, for the life of me I can't figure out how to transform my penis into boner mode.
It's horror season at the cinemas, and what could be scarier?
LIKE this if you remember the '90s!!! And if you *don't* remember the '90s, just look and learn, friend!
Why do my eyes hurt? 'Because you've never* used them to look at something LIKE THIS before!' (*maybe once, in 2006.)