In this exclusive photo-essay, SA takes a vivid look at the most turbulent year in Minecraft history.
Welcome to the worst nightmare of all ... reality! Welcome ... to hell.
Much like National Geographic, this article combines educational/cultural value with graphic nudity!
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Murder, suicide, lots of weird sex stuff... anything goes in this grim, Goon-made Garfield universe!
A genie grants the Goons' every wish... but with an awful twist!
Taylor Swift didn't win any Grammys this year, but here's the consolation prize: 40 more great GIFs!
Use these guidelines and gambits to avoid public humiliation at the store... and maybe even save some cash!
A team of scientists discovers the primordial particles, the smallest units of matter that compose everything else: They are tiny versions of a basketball, football, baseball and hockey puck. The scientists smash them together, creating another Big Bang. Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.
'Let the building eat you.'
The SA Goons reveal all the latest teen-only text-slang terms! Like 'MU@B' = Meet You at the Bog. (Bogs are big this year.)
The SA Goons draw large birds snookering and hoodwinking country rube bumpkins out of their hard-earned cash.
If you like condiments, innovative condiment delivery systems, and hippos, you're going to LOVE 2015!
The Doctor and the Simpsons part on good terms, but the encounter leaves Homer wondering 'Wait, Doctor WHO?!?'
It's Spider-Man as you've never seen him bef- hmm, wait, actually it's SPIDATMAN, and you've never seen him at all!
[scanning every detail of every picture in excitement] i'm... i'm...I'M! ... I'M!!! I'MMMM!!! I'm!
Whether you're a real Channing fan or just someone who likes seeing the SA Goons put an old lady's head in funny places, one thing's for sure: These are the roles of a lifetime!
I hope you updated everything before the apocalypse, or in the early part of the apocalypse, because the google play app store won't even connect now.
Garfeld differs from that other cat in several important ways. For instance, Garfeld hates TUESDAYS.
Cats with rude owners who wake them up for a photo! Action cat GIFs! Courageous cats, stray cats, top cats with top hats.
Product Placement in Sci-Fi, Part 2: Great images, again, plus a dynamic, reader-targeting headline!
‘Xenophobe’ is a word invented to describe people who are terrified by these creatures from ‘Alien.’
GBS is MS-Painting animals again; this time it's duck season!
No one can escape the Captain's wonky, anime-esque gaze!
These aren't your basic pumpkin-spice products!
Haunted house reaction shots are always funny, but just to be sure the SA Goons make them funnier.
WHERE'S THE BEEF CERTIFICATE, OBURGER?
Ron Paul is sitting at a computer, checking the value of gold. He hears ‘You're worried about the fed but you should be worried about the FRED!’ Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his musket but Freddy gets it first. ‘Time for a second American revolution!’ Freddy laughs before spinning Ron Paul around and shooting his face with the musket
NFL teams don't play on Tuesdays (yet), so fill the football void with these funny video-game GIFs!
Hurf de durf it's animal-drawing time!
I was born for this. My whole life had built to this point. So many years of training were culminating in this instant, from a childhood of escaping from Nazi dungeons in Wolfenstein 3D, to my teen years of fighting through waves of aliens in Duke Nukem, to an adulthood spent carefully ascending a variety of characters in Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup.
My wife made a small 'O' shape with her mouth, like the little face at the top of the minesweeper screen when you click on a tile. Her face came close to mine and then she placed her lips that were still making the 'O' shape on my cheek. If you've ever played minesweeper on the highest difficulty level and beat it, you know what I am talking about.
Learn a little bit about the conflict with the help of these pop-culture-referencing GIFs and memes!
I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate ... and I don't hate this!
Finally, the SA Goons find a worthy spiritual successor to 'Birds with Human Hands'!
Ahhhh! The Bendyman got into my anus from the toilet!!!! MURDER YOU'RE FAMIL
The Goons use DiGiorno's design kit to make masterpizzas!
The Goons take another shot at the year's most popular SA Photoshop theme!
DISCLAIMER: Your definition of 'fun' may vary. 'Good, clean' variety not guaranteed to be in stock.
The subject matter is engaging (who DOESN'T love Samus Aran? Classic Nintendo video game protagonist? Check. Extremely hot babe? Check. Top tier SSB: M character? Not really, but powerful enough under the control of a skilled player), the pacing is excellent, and the dialogue, impeccable.
Costumes are accurate to a serviceable degree, though none of the ghostbusters wore black trousers. Girl's face perhaps betrays the fact she has no idea what ghostbusters is, and was forced into this charade by the man, who could be a relative or stranger. The color of the girl's name tag is wrong too and the ghostbusters logo should be on her arm.
The Hand That Pulls Back the Curtain: 69 aging humorists are pulled out of retirement for one last job -- to write tge funniest netflix capsule descriptions the world has ever seen. can these bumbling homos use this tried and true comedic format to save their failing careers?
The SA Goons took a nameless, featureless guy and made him into a character. A character who was very openly gay and really, really liked seawater. A character who did whatever it took (plus many actions that were quite unwarranted!) to find Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
The SA Forum Goons ASK director/producer Kevin Moore about his 15 years in the adult-film industry, and he TELLS all!
2063: aliens discover a ruined earth covered in skeletons, fake boobs and dildos and incorporate all three into their space fashions cluelessly.
A running gag involves Jack Bauer accidentally pulling a pack of Camels out of his pocket every time he reaches for his cell phone. If another character is present he says 'It's my last pack, I swear,' and if he's alone he says 'Okay. After this day is over, I'm done with these.'
The weather's getting warmer, and the body parts of famous people are getting LARGER.* (*or smaller, whatever's funnier)
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer the bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
One Goon's wayward selfie inspires greatness from his SA Forums peers, with help from Harrison Ford!