INT – THE SLAVE ONE

OBIE WAN and THE BLACK JEDI are tied up on a wall looking nervous. BOBA FETT paces
in front of them, examining their faces.

OBIE WAN
You must let us go, Boba Fett. The fate of the
galaxy may rest in our hands.

BOBA FETT
Shut up! One of you killed my father, and you are
not going anywhere until somebody admits it!

OBIE WAN
This is foolishness! Your father tried to kill the
Jedis!

BOBA FETT
Liar! You lie! My father was in league with the most
powerful Jedi of all, Count Dooku! Now, one of you
must admit it before I gut you both!

Obie Wan and the Black Guy stare at him in angry silence.

BOBA FETT
I know that one of you did it. In fact, I even know
which one of you it was. Now just admit it, and we
can all get out of here.

The Jedis still don’t say anything.

BOBA FETT
(stares at Obie Wan)
Wouldn’t you like to leave? I think you know who it
was. Wouldn’t you like to tell me, and then maybe that
person, whoever it was, might admit it?

Obie Wan spits on the floor in contempt. Boba Fett slaps him in the face.

BOBA FETT
This is not a game, Jedi! (he turns to the Black Guy)
Don’t you have anything to tell me? I’ll let you go if
you just admit that you were wrong.

BLACK GUY
Well...

BOBA FETT
Go on. We are putting this all behind us now, Jedi.

BLACK GUY
Yes, I killed Jango Fett, with my lightsaber.

Boba Fett pulls out a knife and stabs the Black Guy all of the sudden! The Black
Guy looks at him with an expression full of sadness and surprise.

OBIE WAN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Boba Fett stares at the dying black guy. He wipes his knife against his pants and
slowly turns to face Obie Wan.
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