INT – SLAVE ONE

We rejoin the scene as BOBA FETT stares menacingly at OBIE WAN. He raises his knife
and steps toward him.

OBIE WAN
Thank god you killed him!

Boba Fett stops and looks puzzled.

BOBA FETT
What on earth do you mean, Jedi?

OBIE WAN
He was a terrible tyrant! The Jedis all hated him!

BOBA FETT
So why were you with him if he was bad?

OBIE WAN
We feared his power! He was an evil mastermind!

BOBA FETT
Is this why he killed my father? Because he was
some sort of bad jedi?

OBIE WAN
You had better believe it, Boba! Now come on, let
me go, we have to stop my friend from getting his
child back!

BOBA FETT
Sure thing, Jedi, let’s get to it!

Boba Fett unties the ropes holding Obie Wan’s hands. Obie Wan pulls Boba Fett’s
cape over his helmet and knocks him out with a knee to the face! He drags him into
the Slave One’s utility closet and bars it shut with a wrench.

OBIE WAN
The old Jedi Mind Trick has won me another battle!
I should of thought of that before he killed the
Black Guy though.

Obie Wan picks up his lightsaber and runs to the room across the hall where ARTOO
and THREEPIO are tied up. He uses his lightsaber to cut their ropes.

THREEPIO
Master Obie Wan, you’re alive! Is the Black Guy
okay?

OBIE WAN
I’m afraid he did not make it.

ARTOO
(mournful whistle)

OBIE WAN
Now come on, let’s get back to Coruscant!

Obie Wan seizes the controls of the Slave One and it flies off into space.
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