INT – SLAVE ONE
We rejoin the scene as BOBA FETT stares menacingly at OBIE WAN. He raises his knife
and steps toward him.
Thank god you killed him!
Boba Fett stops and looks puzzled.
What on earth do you mean, Jedi?
He was a terrible tyrant! The Jedis all hated him!
So why were you with him if he was bad?
We feared his power! He was an evil mastermind!
Is this why he killed my father? Because he was
some sort of bad jedi?
You had better believe it, Boba! Now come on, let
me go, we have to stop my friend from getting his
Sure thing, Jedi, let’s get to it!
Boba Fett unties the ropes holding Obie Wan’s hands. Obie Wan pulls Boba Fett’s
cape over his helmet and knocks him out with a knee to the face! He drags him into
the Slave One’s utility closet and bars it shut with a wrench.
The old Jedi Mind Trick has won me another battle!
I should of thought of that before he killed the
Black Guy though.
Obie Wan picks up his lightsaber and runs to the room across the hall where ARTOO
and THREEPIO are tied up. He uses his lightsaber to cut their ropes.
Master Obie Wan, you’re alive! Is the Black Guy
I’m afraid he did not make it.
Now come on, let’s get back to Coruscant!
Obie Wan seizes the controls of the Slave One and it flies off into space.
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