EXT - DEGOBAH - NIGHT
Han Solo wakes up amid a ghastly swamp, clutching his head. He blinks
his eyes several times and looks around, and sits upright suddenly.
Chewie!? Chewie, where are you!
Han Solo stands up and runs to the wreckage of his ship.
Oh my god, Chewie, where are you!?
Suddenly, there is a rustling amid the ship's wreckage. Chewbacca runs
out and leaps into Han Solo's arms and licks his face.
For Christ’s sake, Chewie, don't scare me like that, I thought
I'd lost you!
There is a whooshing sound above. Han Solo drops Chewbacca and looks up.
Trees snap and bend as Obie Wan's star fighter comes crashing down through
the foliage. Han Solo runs up to the ship and opens the hatch, shaking
Obie Wan awake.
What? Where am I?
Obie Wan reaches down and grabs Luke from under the seat.
Luke! Thank god you're alright!
Luke gurgles happily and grabs Obie Wan's finger.
Who are you?
I am Obie Wan Kenobi. I am a Jedi, and this baby is very
important. We must take this baby to Coruscant to meet Yoda.
Oh no, you're a Jedi? Boba Fett was talking about KILLING the
This bodes ill for the Jedi... you know, I bet Yoda would like
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