INT - Hydro-power Plant
Huge fans roar and make big thump thump noises in stereo. Big
waterfalls are dumping water into a seemingly bottomless pit.
walkways crisscross across the big tube thing. Darth Carnage and
Obie Wan stare at each other from opposite ends of one of the
walkway things.

OBIE WAN
You are a bad fool, Darth Carnage, to think you could
beat me at a fight!

DARTH CARNAGE
You are still naive, Jedi, despite your beard.

OBIE WAN
My beard is a symbol of my masculine power and my
spiritual dedication to the Jedi order.

DARTH CARNAGE
Do not tell me of your beliefs! I am angry!

Darth Carnage lunges at Obie Wan and swings his lightsaber with
menace. Obie Wan deflects his blows with his own lightsaber. And
then he leaps to a higher platform, with The Force. Darth Carnage
leaps up after him and they circle each other like growling dogs,
which is a metaphor.

DARTH CARNAGE
I see that you have The Force.

OBIE WAN
I have used it many times, Darth, and I will use it many
more times.

DARTH CARNAGE
Only ONE of us will be destroyed!

OBIE WAN
In your dreams!

Obie Wan uses the force to push Darth Carnage toward the end of
the ledge, but Darth Carnage skids back on his heels and does not
fall off even though Obie Wan wanted him to.

DARTH CARNAGE
This is a JEDI trick!

OBIE WAN
I am a Jedi, with The Force.

DARTH CARNAGE
We shall see!




YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT THERE! Thanks to SA Forum Goon DannyManic for gracing us with this awesome look into the upcoming world of Star Wars.

– Ryan "OMGWTFBBQ" Adams

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