i am a SA Forums Goon and this is not what i asked for at all!
Comeliness assembled! Let you own happy time!
Like RANDOM videos and Static-X-sounding music? wait, let me try this promo text again. 'Starship Baconprise,' lmao
Sometimes it really IS better down where it's wetter!
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Muppet Goons!
The inspiring story of a dog-faced demigod, arranged by an SA goon, narrated by President Obama.
The SA goons have the cure for what ails ya, if what ails ya is Pop-Culture/Meme Reference Deficit!
Welcome to the SA Forums' arts and crafts bazaar! Or should i say bizarre? ha! yes, that is an elf.
skeletons are a big time menace!
The SA forum goons make comics to help keep the world safe from bullies like the SA forum goons!
The SA forum goons laugh at the faces of fear.
The SA goons ask kids for Fun Facts and draw the results!
I brung ya a batch of irregular Pokemon! I don't see what's wrong with this one. *Eats Pokemon* Oh.
The world is safe again ... but ... FOR HOW LONG?
Are you ready for some sports-related humor?! Check it out even if you said no, it's good stuff.
Will the Goons ever run out of gross, humiliating personal anecdotes to illustrate? Probably not!
A totally mortifying thing happened – right in front of my crush! Then I drew it! For the Internet!!
The SA forum goons play 'Where's Waldo?' with good ol' Grandma Comfy-Gun.
The SA forum goons pay homage to an unknown stuntman.
‘I didn't know I’d thrown $10 into a pile of dirty diapers. I will leave you brats to your playpin.’
The SA forum goons illustrate more abstract concepts and weird phrases!
FW: FW: FW: The SA Goons' 'fake facts' are actually 100 % times true!
It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger. And even then ...
The SA forum goons pull more strange images off their shelves.
The SA forum goons judge some covers!
People love babies! People love celebrities! Let's combine them, what could possibly go wrong?
Celebrity + animal + object = mythical creature. It's an equation unaltered since ancient Greece!
The SA forums goons make dreams come true, especially weird dreams about products that couldn't possibly exist!
Keep scrolling, these get good!
dirty texts are one of my favorite things.
Get amazing images despite minimal input! Or start with something good; that works, too!
Bumper stickers the SA Forum Goons would actually display.
The Goons play Dr. Frankenstein, bringing smilies to life -- but with animation, not corpse parts.
The SA forum goons practice truth in advertising.
The SA forum goons have fun with physical media packaging while they still can!
You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll lose your appetite!
Many video games already feature zombies, but that's not enough for the SA Forum Goons. Nothing is ever enough.
O Canada, the SA Forum Goons stand on guard for thee.
Get ready for a surprise!
The SA forum goons describe more slapstick gropefests and humiliating missteps! And some of these tales get set to song!
The names have been omitted to protect the perpetrators. The stories, however, remain unaltered.
No, I don't mean Maleficent's disgusting pig-like henchmen, you weird nerd! Although maybe ...
In this fast-paced modern age, who has time to watch YouTube videos in their entirety? That's why SA's Entertainment, Weakly! forum cued these clips right at the very apex of their awesomeness!
The SA forum goons embark on a fresh project, only to be bombarded with Project Fresh!
Yes, mothers, it's time once again for the SA Forum Goons and their dancing teeth!
The SA forum goons take pictures of their pets looking awkward and dopey, but still cute as hell.
The Forum Goons attempt to create the perfect woman, but she turns out to be more than that!
SA uses online research to learn a little something. VERY little.
SA's CSI gets his own spin-off!
The golden voice, taking no loss.
The SA forum goons transport Mario to the miraculous world of movies!