Really Pants posted:
Challenge the slime to an EXTREME DANCE-OFF.
Wooh! Slimes don't have any legs, they can't dance at all! This will be a breeze.
Wooh! Hey got embarassed because slimes can't dance and headed off. Victory!
HOW DO I DO DIAGONALS
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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