Just one week after SA's Debate and Discussion forum delivered its first front-page contribution, Comedy Goldmine taps another unlikely source: National Hockey League fans! My NHL knowledge is limited to the following: 1) Papa John's gives me 50 percent off my online order when the St. Louis Blues win a game 2) Gordon "Gordie" "Woodrow" Howe's career stats. But the Goons (hockey term) from SA's Sports Argument Stadium forum know enough to write rhyming verse about NHL players and concepts representing every letter of the alphabet. The 2013-14 season isn't even halfway over, so here's your chance to get caught up on its storylines and standouts/prepare for the 2014 Winter Olympics/use social media to blindly pass this article to the hockey fan(s) in your life!
(All artwork created by LumpyGumby; writers credited individually throughout the update.)
Words: Rene Bork
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
To celebrate this week's announcement of Mega Man 11 - the first Mega Man game since Mega Man 6 on the NES - let's remember all the terrific bosses we've faced in this beloved series!
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.