Frog Assassin

Head inside, nothing bad ever happens in churches.

Gaspy Conana

Oh, it's a burial vault/tomb. Not a church.

Frog Assassin

Well, then don't head inside. All kinds of bad things happen in tombs.

Irsh

Get your new dog friend to dig up both graves. Disturbing the dead is sure to bring good luck!

davestones

Bury one of the zombie corpses. Maybe it's like a reverse-Pet Sematary-type area, and they will come back to life as normal people.

appropriatemetaphor

Explore the tomb! Send rat in first since she's got a hardhat

Gaspy Conana

Three-Phase

TURN UP
THE RAAADDDDIIOOOO!
WE NEED THE MUSIC!
GIVE US SOME MORE!

Gaspy Conana

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