Head inside, nothing bad ever happens in churches.
Oh, it's a burial vault/tomb. Not a church.
Well, then don't head inside. All kinds of bad things happen in tombs.
Get your new dog friend to dig up both graves. Disturbing the dead is sure to bring good luck!
Bury one of the zombie corpses. Maybe it's like a reverse-Pet Sematary-type area, and they will come back to life as normal people.
Explore the tomb! Send rat in first since she's got a hardhat
WE NEED THE MUSIC!
GIVE US SOME MORE!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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