Head inside, nothing bad ever happens in churches.
Oh, it's a burial vault/tomb. Not a church.
Well, then don't head inside. All kinds of bad things happen in tombs.
Get your new dog friend to dig up both graves. Disturbing the dead is sure to bring good luck!
Bury one of the zombie corpses. Maybe it's like a reverse-Pet Sematary-type area, and they will come back to life as normal people.
Explore the tomb! Send rat in first since she's got a hardhat
WE NEED THE MUSIC!
GIVE US SOME MORE!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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