Head inside, nothing bad ever happens in churches.
Oh, it's a burial vault/tomb. Not a church.
Well, then don't head inside. All kinds of bad things happen in tombs.
Get your new dog friend to dig up both graves. Disturbing the dead is sure to bring good luck!
Bury one of the zombie corpses. Maybe it's like a reverse-Pet Sematary-type area, and they will come back to life as normal people.
Explore the tomb! Send rat in first since she's got a hardhat
WE NEED THE MUSIC!
GIVE US SOME MORE!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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