Head inside, nothing bad ever happens in churches.
Oh, it's a burial vault/tomb. Not a church.
Well, then don't head inside. All kinds of bad things happen in tombs.
Get your new dog friend to dig up both graves. Disturbing the dead is sure to bring good luck!
Bury one of the zombie corpses. Maybe it's like a reverse-Pet Sematary-type area, and they will come back to life as normal people.
Explore the tomb! Send rat in first since she's got a hardhat
WE NEED THE MUSIC!
GIVE US SOME MORE!
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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