Head inside, nothing bad ever happens in churches.
Oh, it's a burial vault/tomb. Not a church.
Well, then don't head inside. All kinds of bad things happen in tombs.
Get your new dog friend to dig up both graves. Disturbing the dead is sure to bring good luck!
Bury one of the zombie corpses. Maybe it's like a reverse-Pet Sematary-type area, and they will come back to life as normal people.
Explore the tomb! Send rat in first since she's got a hardhat
WE NEED THE MUSIC!
GIVE US SOME MORE!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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