Here we can see that the parts have been reassembled. The fluid described earlier has been pumped into the body cavities and I'm shown here removing the last hose. Just out of shot are the high voltage lines ready to be clamped onto the body. Luckily the current drain is fairly small but if you ARE concerned, you could always steal the power from your neighbours. A simple induction coil could work but why bother? The yokels are so stupid you might as well run an extension cord from their loungeroom.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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