TRS-DOS ENCOURAGES BABY EATING!! THAT'S HOW SICK HE IS!! DON'T VOTE HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I've heard rumors that Turbo Donkey will try to do his bit to improve American-Middle Eastern relations by legal changing his name to Turban Donkey.
If you go bowling with Uncle Jenkins he will spend the entire time eating curly fries and playing video games in the arcade, despite claiming he can't bowl because of a "dislocated thumb".
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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