TRS-DOS ENCOURAGES BABY EATING!! THAT'S HOW SICK HE IS!! DON'T VOTE HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I've heard rumors that Turbo Donkey will try to do his bit to improve American-Middle Eastern relations by legal changing his name to Turban Donkey.
If you go bowling with Uncle Jenkins he will spend the entire time eating curly fries and playing video games in the arcade, despite claiming he can't bowl because of a "dislocated thumb".
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.