TRS-DOS ENCOURAGES BABY EATING!! THAT'S HOW SICK HE IS!! DON'T VOTE HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I've heard rumors that Turbo Donkey will try to do his bit to improve American-Middle Eastern relations by legal changing his name to Turban Donkey.
If you go bowling with Uncle Jenkins he will spend the entire time eating curly fries and playing video games in the arcade, despite claiming he can't bowl because of a "dislocated thumb".
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.