TRS-DOS ENCOURAGES BABY EATING!! THAT'S HOW SICK HE IS!! DON'T VOTE HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!


I've heard rumors that Turbo Donkey will try to do his bit to improve American-Middle Eastern relations by legal changing his name to Turban Donkey.



If you go bowling with Uncle Jenkins he will spend the entire time eating curly fries and playing video games in the arcade, despite claiming he can't bowl because of a "dislocated thumb".


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