TRS-DOS ENCOURAGES BABY EATING!! THAT'S HOW SICK HE IS!! DON'T VOTE HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I've heard rumors that Turbo Donkey will try to do his bit to improve American-Middle Eastern relations by legal changing his name to Turban Donkey.
If you go bowling with Uncle Jenkins he will spend the entire time eating curly fries and playing video games in the arcade, despite claiming he can't bowl because of a "dislocated thumb".
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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