I couldn't really find any single threads strong enough to sustain a Goldmine, so I've decided to compile the highlights from a handful of modestly successful Photoshop themes! Of course this means there's absolutely nothing left for this week's Phriday, but, whatever, the world could end by then! Which brings us to our first topic: Post-apocalyptic self-help guides from the SA Goons!

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