Depressing Drawers

Here's my favorite picture from an amusement park:



Foon

Last year I took a trip to Vienna and ended up spending the day at their amusement park.

Nothing says "Welcome to our park!" better than Extasy and Boppo - the "I'm going to molest all" of you clown.


Why is the T-1000 playing the Terminator pin ball machine?


After spending all day at the park I started feeling homesick. Luckily this little gem made me feel like I was back in the States.


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