A tiny cork you can put on the tip of a scorpion's stinger so it is safe for children to play with.
a muffler for your car that makes hilarious fart sounds and they're very loud
a start-up generator
you type in an idea and it does everything (create designs, hire lawyers, file paperwork, pitch to VCs, engage in viral marketing, grow the userbase, get the company bought by Facebook) for you
uber but for undertakers
Four Seventy-Fiverr: repost Fiverr jobs for other people to complete for $4.75 while you make risk-free profit.
Washable toilet paper
A toilet paper rewind machine
baby exchange service
don't like your baby? we match you with an equally-peeved set of parents and facilitate a seven-day baby exchange trial period. if you like the new baby, keep it! if you don't, return it at no extra charge
A shoulder parrot that is actually a flask so you can sneak beverages into the movie theater.
It would be a real, live parrot which has had its stomach surgically replaced with a flask.
Keyboards with a random key that simulates a different keystroke every time.
For example: asoifyuh89[yqh[0Y9GH0OIHT8P4TN'n4nj
One of those waving arm tube guys but with a comically large penis that bounces and flops around in an amusing fashion.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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