A tiny cork you can put on the tip of a scorpion's stinger so it is safe for children to play with.
a muffler for your car that makes hilarious fart sounds and they're very loud
a start-up generator
you type in an idea and it does everything (create designs, hire lawyers, file paperwork, pitch to VCs, engage in viral marketing, grow the userbase, get the company bought by Facebook) for you
uber but for undertakers
Four Seventy-Fiverr: repost Fiverr jobs for other people to complete for $4.75 while you make risk-free profit.
Washable toilet paper
A toilet paper rewind machine
baby exchange service
don't like your baby? we match you with an equally-peeved set of parents and facilitate a seven-day baby exchange trial period. if you like the new baby, keep it! if you don't, return it at no extra charge
A shoulder parrot that is actually a flask so you can sneak beverages into the movie theater.
It would be a real, live parrot which has had its stomach surgically replaced with a flask.
Keyboards with a random key that simulates a different keystroke every time.
For example: asoifyuh89[yqh[0Y9GH0OIHT8P4TN'n4nj
One of those waving arm tube guys but with a comically large penis that bounces and flops around in an amusing fashion.
This week, I'll be playing an '80s arcade rom rumored to be a CIA mind-control experiment. Please like and subscribe!
I'm thankful that the internet has a few more weeks of Net Neutrality protection before the inevitable outcome of deregulation comes to pass. I'll see you on Tier Basic, assuming you spring for the Limited Email Plan and your ISP hasn't throttled this domain.
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