Do you like birds? I love birds! I had a budgie when I was a kid and she was just the cutest little critter! But do you know what's even better than regular birds? Birds with arms! Wait, I mean birds with hats! The SA Forum Goons know there's really nothing more adorable than a bird sporting headwear that brings out his or her true character!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.