cereal that cries milk when you yell at it
bacteria that are frog sized and I can keep one in a terrarium
me: oh this, just a common streptococcus ratti. i keep it in here because it can coexist peacefully with my African water frogs. I'm saving up for a protozoa, they're way more interesting but I need a bigger tank and a filter first
trees that grow upside down and into the earth, so you can live inside the tree in the earth like a little natural bomb shelter, and use the roots growing up into the sky to hang up laundry
a dog that flies back like a boomerang when you throw it
mice made out of red and green glitter so you can use owl pellets as Christmas ornaments
bread with extra gluten that you can smugly eat in front of your annoying friend Connor
raccoon that puts fallen trash cans back upright and tidies up any escaped debris
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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