Myrrh maid posted:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JasonK
JasonK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
JasonK: You are looking for this image?
You: im after a pic i saw about 3 months ago in a google image search
You: an elderly farmer in a field with cows
JasonK: Do you remember what your search terms were
You: "stoat box"
You: i think there was at least 2 cows
JasonK: I'm not entirely sure what stoat box has to do with the search
JasonK: Could you explain?
You: it was the year 1967, a difficult time for farmers in the midwest
You: stoat boxing was common on farms
You: there werent any stoats in boxes in the picture though
You: has anyone ever asked you do find them lesbian porn?
JasonK: I've never been quick enough to accept the search
You: right on.
Caffeine Wolf posted:
Status: Connected to guide: ChristineG
ChristineG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
ChristineG: Hello there.
You: Hello I am looking for a store in Texas that sells a number of different items
ChristineG: How can I help you today?
ChristineG: Let's start with one.
ChristineG: bin bags?
You: I am landscaping you see. I need a store that sells Shovels, Some sturdy bin bags to carry several hundred pounds...of dirt, some quicklime to disolve the damaged soil , some cutting apparatus for small bushes, I guess a meatcleaver would work best. Thank you
ChristineG: Is this mail order or do you need to pick it up?
You: Also I may need some rope for. trying up some of the bags
You: I would prefer to pick it up I would not like to give out my current living addess.
ChristineG: Where are you located?
You: I cannot say exactly but around Austin. I would prefer not to cross state lines to find this store if possible thank you christine
ChristineG: Sure...let me check that out for you.
You: If you cannot find 1 store that does all of that then dividing it between 2 stores that are very close to each other is fine.
ChristineG: Are you interested in a store like Home Depot?
You: yes something like that however the only place i have found only sold the shovel and rape
You: sorry i meant rope
ChristineG: First let me give you this page then I will search for the specific items
You: ah that link I have found another of stores near me. I think this may do
ChristineG: I was checking to see what they had.
ChristineG: You might have to call them. But they usually have everything that you need.
You: I searched for austin texas in their box. They have everything i think
You: thank you so much for your help I wont forget your good deed ChristineG
ChristineG: Well ty for ChaChaing!
ChristineG: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
Stoat Box posted:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NephitiriW
NephitiriW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
NephitiriW: How may I help you?
You: Well I'm trying to make a living playing poker
You: However I don't know any of the rules so I invariably lose can you help me be a better player.
You: Like when we choose teams should I choose to play into the wind first half?
NephitiriW: sure, one moment please.
You: Tips and Strategy are both well and good but I need to learn the rules.
You: For example people talk about card sharks and also fishes and sitting ducks.
You: With all this water around should I turn off all electrical objects before playing?
NephitiriW: ok, i'll find some more
You: Also can you find the rules to this old video game I had.
NephitiriW: What video game is that?
You: I don't know but I distinctly remember it had a cat in it called "Neko"
You: if I remember correclty every 30 seconds it would emit a short period of screeching static (it wasn't a very wel made game)
You: im also looking for a website that allows me to post on the something awful messageboards
You: without paying their ridiculous joining fee
NephitiriW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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