TACOS posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: JenniferM

JenniferM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

JenniferM: What can I help you find today?

You: i'm trying to find out what the deal is if i take my girlfriend from montana to idaho to get married like if it will actually be legal or if her parents can undo it

JenniferM: Okay, I can hlep you find that. What ages are you and in what stat do you reside?

You: we love each other and i just wanna do the rite thing by everyone but if they find out shes pregnant theyll probably want her to get rid of the baby

You: we're in montana...39 and 14

JenniferM: There are some links. Looks like at 14 any mariage won't be legal. Sorry!

You: IM 14, btw...not 39. I know, like it's weird that I got my babysitter pregnant but I think I'm old enough to raise a family so thats why we want to get married. My mom taught me how to cook spaghetti and wash my own clothes so I'm pretty capable of doing some kind of job I guess.

JenniferM: Sorry. It sill looks like you're too young. Anythign else I can help you find today?

You: are there laws where she could adopt me away from my mom and dad? i live with foster parents incidentally, a lesbian couple, not my real mom and dad.


{2 minutes of silence}


You: a/s/l ?

You: hello?

JenniferM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.


Stoat Box posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: JasonK

JasonK: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

JasonK: Which pictures?

You: Hello!

You: The first picture is an elderly Asian woman wearing a shirt that says "Huge in Japan"

JasonK: That sounds classic

You: Yeah well it's my mother you see.

JasonK: Where would the picture be located online, or where did you come across it?

You: I found it on Google Image Search once but that was back in 2001

You: don't worry if you can't find it

JasonK: I'm still looking

You: The second image is a picture of a waffle with a man in the background holding his head in his hands

You: Around his feet are black snakes and a skull with blood dribbling down it

You: There is also a man juggling in the background and a woman vomiting into a cup which says "The Holy Grail Of Islam" on it

You: it was an art project I did when I was 13 I hosted it somewhere and I lost it

JasonK: That's a pretty intense picture

You: Yeah it took me weeks

You: it was called "The Life And Death Of Stoat Box"

You: but i think the filename was shivadas.jpg

You: Hello are you there

JasonK: Sorry, I'm not having any luck

JasonK: I'm going to transfer you to another guide

You: Ok thanks!


Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!

Looking for guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: AmandaD

AmandaD: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

AmandaD: Hi, How may I help you?

You: Hello AmandaD apparently you are a another guide who can help me search even better?

AmandaD: images of what?

You: I don't really mind im just really sad today and i need cheering up

You: how about a picture of a duckling with pure ectasy on it's face

AmandaD: ok sure, so your wanting some happy images

You: or a dog which just got set free after a life of pain

You: ok but no images of cats, children or anything with black people in it

You: I'm not racist but my father is, sorry.

AmandaD: oh its ok..Let me see what I can gather for you

You: Thanks. .bmps only please

AmandaD: ok

You: or .txt files

You: Oh no I spilt my coffee

You: Hey while you're at it could you search "How to get Coffee Out Of Tunics" thanks

AmandaD: sure, one moment

AmandaD: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.

You: Do you think I should confront my father about his racist views

AmandaD: that is a personal decision and up to you, but you have a great day and God Bless

AmandaD: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!

AmandaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.


Whalley posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: MichelleF

MichelleF: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

MichelleF: good morning

You: some bastard keeps stealing whole packs of bacon fr om the fridge (im in dorms)

You: im going to plant a tampered pack of bacon in there and leave it until the mystery thief uses it, but the catch will be it will be poisoned or taste really nasty

You: it doesn't have to kill them i just want to get them back for taking all my bacon

You: maybe there is a tracking device i could use how would i do that

MichelleF: So, what is it you would like me to find for you?

You: what can i put on it?

You: it's a bit passive aggressive but there's like 90 people who use the kitchen

MichelleF: ok

MichelleF: one moment and I will try to find out for you.

You: thank you you are being a big help

MichelleF: you're welcome it make take a couple minutes.

You: i have several so feel free to use them as you deem suitable

MichelleF: ok

MichelleF: I'm going to transfer you because I can't find it.

You: okay that is good with me

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