Hug Therapist posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: BryanT

BryanT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: hi bryant

BryanT: cute pictures of waht or whom?

You: i'm not looking for cute pictures

You: what do you mean?

BryanT: I'm sorry, that is what it says in the topic line

BryanT: what can I help you find?

You: i don't say the word "cute" ever bryan are you trying to say that i bat for the other team or something. are you trying to say that you hold the key to a gateway to another world? because i can tell you one thing, brother, i don't want your key, or your world, or your baseball metaphors

BryanT: o...k..

BryanT: backing away slowly

BryanT: hands by my side'

You: get back here you little shi.t!

BryanT: concerned look turs to fear

BryanT: teeth chatter, knees knock

You: i raise my hands high above my head and begin to turn super-saiyan

You: my hair turns yellow and a powerful glow forms around me!!!

You: you cannot escape bryant!!!!

You: HAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

You: HHHHHHAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN

BryanT: a wet stain below the waistline forms

You: VEGETA HAHHHHHHHNNNNNNN

BryanT: a force shield forms

BryanT: no

BryanT: what is it?

You: HAHHNN????????

BryanT: he called his big brother

BryanT: uh ohh

You: WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!

BryanT: I don't know

You: TWO AT ONCE BIG DEAL!!!!!!!

BryanT: what is it

You: POWER PUNCH

You: POWER PUNCH

You: POWER PUNCH

You: POWER KICK

You: POWER PUNCH MAYUMI

BryanT: have you ever seen next of kin?

You: HAHHHHNNNNN

BryanT: and they come from out of the woodworks

You: BRYAN HAHHHHNNNNN

You: HAHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN

BryanT: and a big booming voice proclaims.............

BryanT: ENOUGH!!

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BryanT: Can I find anything else for you?

You: HAHHHHHHHHHNNN ???

BryanT: Thanks for searching ChaCha!

BryanT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

Status: Session ended.


Stoat Box posted:

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Status: Connected to guide: CoreyT

CoreyT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.

You: CoreyT may I call you Corey

CoreyT: Sure. What kind of something can I help you find?

You: Well CoreyT did you ever see that show "Family Guy"

CoreyT: Sure have

You: Have you seen the episode where there's a cutaway to an obscure B list celebrity used as a reference starting with "that time when"

You: like "lois remember the time when..." then something unrelated to the plot happens

CoreyT: not sure if I've seen that specific one or not... but I can see if I can find information on it

You: No that's fine

You: What I hope you could search for me

You: Is if there is a two word anagram of FAMILY GUY which also contains the letter D

CoreyT: I would imagine that there's not, seeing as there isn't a D in either word

You: Oh, ok.

You: In that case could you help me find a guide to making better analogies

You: I tried using Google but that was like eating chicken without a fork; messy!

You: take your time I find guides who rush as useful as a man selling hats who doesn't accept AMEX; useless!

You: Are you there Core?

CoreyT: sure am, did you get the two links I just put up?

You: I did, they were like Orlando Bloom's acting in Pirates Of The Carribean 2; suprisingly impressive!

You: There's something else I want to search for

CoreyT: okay

You: oh nevermind I found it.

You: how good are you at analogies?

CoreyT: I'm like a person who is good at analogies. That is to say, I'm good with analogies. How's that?

You: jesus man read the sites you just sent me i mean come on

You: holy crap lois

You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended.

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