Bzdega2
You:
sup
Stranger: yo
Stranger: j00 bored?
You: racist
You have disconnected.


Starter Wiggin
You: lo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what's your favorite kinda music?
You: torture
You: the screams are melodious
You: yours?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Harettazetta
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You: I'm afraid. Hold me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected


O Hanraha-hanrahan
Stranger:
im drunk and horny, lets cyber
You: Ok sexy, slather me in mayonnaise and call me Charlie.
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The Rage
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi :]
You: Jesus Christ: The Untold Story
Stranger: ronaldo
You: Nah, he isn't in this one.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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