HOGS WORLD
Stranger:
NICKELBACK
You: SUCKS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Sklwik
Stranger:
hi
You: How do you do. Please state your problem.
Stranger: I'm fine
You: Does it please you to believe I am fine?
Stranger: my problem is that I just can't stop eating junkfood
Stranger: It pleases me a lot
You: Why do you say your problem is that you just cant stop eating junkfood?
Stranger: I like to talk about my problem
You: Why do you say your problem?
Stranger: I like to talk in general
You: Can you elaborate on that?
Stranger: But maybe it is strange to type when you like to talk
You: What resemblance do you see?
Stranger: the spreading of information, I believe
You: Can you elaborate on that?
Stranger: I'm watching 'House' on the tv right now.. are you watching anything?
You: Does it please you to believe I am watching house on the tv right now are i watching anything?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Lewbyface
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: i had a threesome last night
Stranger: i had a 4some...
You: fuck what is it with you and always trying to one-up people?
You: can't you just be happy for my success?
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: but im not like the others
You: in what way?
Stranger: well
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: but ive been 17
Stranger: a while
You: for more than 12 months?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


A Boring Story
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: let's play battleship.
You: d7
Stranger: u sunk my battleship
You: wow, that was fast!
Stranger: ya
You: I rule!
Stranger: how did u know
You: lucky guess.
Stranger: u fuckin cheated dawg
Stranger: wtf
You: got any threes?
Stranger: goldfish
You: goldfish?
You: that's not what the game is called.
You have disconnected.


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