Remember that political convention that took place recently? No, not that one, the one that happened longer ago? For those whose memories need refreshing, the Republican party hired Clint Eastwood (an actor from the upcoming romantic comedy Trouble with the Curve) to berate a holographic image of a seated President Obama. Amusingly, the hologram failed to display, but Eastwood gamely went through with the charade, much like his character in his star-making vehicle Trouble with the Curve keeps scouting baseball players despite his failing vision. You've probably heard the talk-show and Twitter quips about Eastwood's antics, but over the past 11 days or so, the SA Goons have been putting their own spin on the spectacle with pop-culture-referencing Photoshops!
Bear Retrieval Unit
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.