Remember that political convention that took place recently? No, not that one, the one that happened longer ago? For those whose memories need refreshing, the Republican party hired Clint Eastwood (an actor from the upcoming romantic comedy Trouble with the Curve) to berate a holographic image of a seated President Obama. Amusingly, the hologram failed to display, but Eastwood gamely went through with the charade, much like his character in his star-making vehicle Trouble with the Curve keeps scouting baseball players despite his failing vision. You've probably heard the talk-show and Twitter quips about Eastwood's antics, but over the past 11 days or so, the SA Goons have been putting their own spin on the spectacle with pop-culture-referencing Photoshops!
Bear Retrieval Unit
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.