Remember that political convention that took place recently? No, not that one, the one that happened longer ago? For those whose memories need refreshing, the Republican party hired Clint Eastwood (an actor from the upcoming romantic comedy Trouble with the Curve) to berate a holographic image of a seated President Obama. Amusingly, the hologram failed to display, but Eastwood gamely went through with the charade, much like his character in his star-making vehicle Trouble with the Curve keeps scouting baseball players despite his failing vision. You've probably heard the talk-show and Twitter quips about Eastwood's antics, but over the past 11 days or so, the SA Goons have been putting their own spin on the spectacle with pop-culture-referencing Photoshops!
Bear Retrieval Unit
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.