In this fast-paced modern age, who has time to watch YouTube videos in their entirety? That's why the realest dudes from SA's Entertainment, Weakly! forum cued these clips to the very apex of their awesomeness! Not only do you save time by not having to watch the whole thing, but also you were saved immeasurable trauma because I filtered out hundreds of terrible submissions made by lesser posters! (Seriously, fuck a whole lot of you guys.)
Keywords: Guitar Synth Instructional Videos, Guides Named Johnny, Sweet Psychedelic Green Screen Backdrops
Keywords: Tupac, Classical Piano, Clouds, Inverted Deicide Forehead, Blasphemy, Cross and Get Crossed Out
Keywords: MUD, Glam Rock, Hands off My Whammy, Plantman Pants, 'Is It Time to Do This Dance? Oh, Guess Not'
Keywords: Darkthrone, Never Forget, If You Looked at The Image above and Thought 'Hey, Kid Rock!' then F.O.A.D.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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