Keywords: Little Dog, Interviews with Animals, Any Plans for Summer?, SPLAT!, Ratt 'n' Roll or Pay the Super Toll
Keywords: Tetris, Dogs, TetrisDogs, Blue Dragon, Tan Couch Comments: Babbysitting, The Most Deep Forest
Keywords: Russian Cartoons, Face the Music, Spiked Midriff Shirts for Men, Clearly Labeled Walls, Attack Moses
Keywords: Stop-Motion Animation, Rankin-Bass, Catch My Javelin, My Mummy's Dead, Degenerative Blooddrunk
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.